Sunday, February 08, 2009

Holy Hell!

In fact...that should be Holy Hell/Hell as there are 2 things that have surprised the bejeebers out of me TONIGHT.

Let's start with the easier of the two...

Holy's been nearly 2 years since I posted.

How busy do I sound???
I am almost impressed with my own busy'ness.
2008 was a big year...Heath Ledger died (I'm still not over that!!!) plus I got married plus I went on an awesome 6 week honeymoon plus I changed jobs plus I got pregnant. Oops, that last one was a lie but I was on a role.
Sorry, NO IDEA why I never posted in 2007...I can't remember...but I am going to try and be more regular. If not for you, then for me. Sounds cool to say "I have a blog."
Sooo noughties.
Soooo now.
Sooooo I'm sticking to it...

Ok, so after that, let's move onto the second Holy Hell...

Holy Hell....I weigh 88.4kg!!!! I don't actually think that a Holy Hell quite covers that. I think a Christian Bale rant is in order here...

oBi: What the ------- hell were you doing jumping in under me while I was reaching for that ------ towel, in the middle of a bathroom take? Then why the ---- are you jumping right in under me? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the ---- is it with you? What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about what it is like to be over weight, hey, it's ------- distracting having a scale around in the middle of the a nice ------ fat life? Give me a ------- answer stupid scale! What don't you get about it?
Bathroom scale: I was looking at the flashing 88.4kg's light.
oBi: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
Bathroom scale: OK.
oBi: ----- sake man, you're an amateur. McG, you should know that a fat person does not like to be weighed after a full days' eating!!! Have you ------- something to say to this prick? ------ stupid scale. I am just trying to get on with it. It's the twenty milionth time that I have nearly trashed your sorry ------ arse? I'm trying to ------- live a life here, and I am going "Why the ---- is the bathroom scale spewing this ----? What were you doing?"

Sorry...I couldn't manage the full 4 minutes but I am sure you get the gist!

I am in UTTER shock.

I haven't weighed that much since 1999...looking on the bright side, it did take me a full 10 years to put it ALL back on.

What? Silver lining my (88.4kg) arse...there is no silver lining to being fat no matter how positive I try to be.

Something has to be done!
Something PUBLIC.
Which is where you come in...I am going to document it for all the world to see. I am going to be healthy weight because FAT is no longer fun.


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